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The Battery Boogie 

When you're dancing with that lyin' cheatin' stealin' fuckin' whore, you knock'er down, beat'er down, and kick'er teeth in. The Battery Boogie.
At the Lodge "Joe your wife is dancing with that older man over there"

"Come here Linda, let's do the Battery Boogie!"

The Battery Conservation Paradox 

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?

Tested the battery 

Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.
When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.
Tested the battery by JMLHOLT December 6, 2006

Charging the Battery 

Attaching a car battery to your nipples while lactating.
I have gone through 10 car batteries this week because Lori is constantly charging the battery.

DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery 

"ah shit my DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery

put the battery on

to hype somebody up by talking to them to do something for you
Im going to have to put the battery on my little sister to get my mother to buy the tickets to Disney World.