The Bad Player Meta

Going negative in For Honor with a four-stack of crutch characters and accidentally winning Dominion matches. This is usually achieved by getting justly team-wiped in two seconds at the beginning of the match. This causes For Honor’s flawless game mechanics to give you minion lane for the duration of the match by only spawning in a few enemy minions each wave. After the enemy team finally dies collectively, they will get one large wave of minions. After the enemy team holds minion lane for approximately four seconds, your team will spawn in seven minions that will annihilate the forty enemy minions holding minion lane in ten seconds. Due to these one sided minion spawns, the enemy team will be forced to sacrifice a player (or two) to clear minion lane an absurd amount of times to no avail. With no need to touch minion lane, your rather unskilled team can keep tossing yourselves at the player-captured zones while only surviving longer than ten seconds due to your team’s aforementioned hero composition. This stalls the enemies’ points, while your team shoots up the scoreboard with points generated from minion lane and causing the score to end around 1,267 to 943. Most of these matches end with one of the enemy players getting four-man ganked by your team, while a Black Prior pops “Oath Breaker”(that he only just unlocked the spawn before), allowing your team to negate his revenge and kill him instantly.

“We managed to hold zones A and C the majority of the match against their two Shugokis, Black Prior, and Hitokiri. Our Gryphon cleared zone B twelve times, only for their minions to spawn and take it on his way back to assist at a zone. I hate the bad player meta and wish these bash oriented characters fed revenge.”

The Bad Player Meta by Garfslinger November 8, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012