The Aikenhead

The 'Jasper Aikenhead' is a rather unusual specimen, however not easy to miss. He spends much of his time hanging from the ball-sack, suspended above a jacuzzi filled with turtle cum. When the turtle cum evaporates the 'Jasper Aikenhead' captures the fumes, usually inhaling them through a chalice made of rectuminal tissues. However, it is also known the evaporated turtle cum is used to pleasure the eye socket of the 'Jasper Aikenhead. When in the presence of a 'Jasper Aikenhead' a strong odour can be noticed, it varies, but most often it is a mixture of burnt camel piss and lightly shat second hand Quavers. In the unlikely event that the 'Jasper Aikenhead' has a penis (very unlikely event) it is typically very, very, very small. If a 'Jasper Aikenhead' feels threatened he can deploy his defence mechanism - shitting himself.

Crowd of people; AHHHHHH!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Jasper Aikenhead; *shits himself*

"Hey look, its The Aikenhead"

The Aikenhead by Mandingo Flamingo September 13, 2021

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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