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The 8 Axes of the Spectrum of Metaphysics

A detailed model adding dimensions of causality and grounding. Axis 1: Materialism-Idealism. Axis 2: Monism-Pluralism. Axis 3: Realism-Antirealism. Axis 4: Atomism-Holism. Axis 5: Eternal-Temporal. Axis 6: Necessary-Contingent. Axis 7: Causal-Acausal (reality is governed by cause and effect vs. some things are uncaused). Axis 8: Grounded-Brutal (reality rests on something more fundamental vs. brute facts all the way down). These eight axes create 256 metaphysical positions. Aristotelianism is materialist (hylomorphic), pluralist (many substances), realist, holist (form/matter unity), temporal, contingent, causal, grounded (in prime mover). Physicalism is materialist, pluralist, realist, atomist, eternal (laws are timeless), contingent (could have been different), causal, brutal (physics just is). The 8 Axes demonstrate that metaphysical systems are defined by their positions on causality and grounding as much as by their substance commitments.
The 8 Axes of the Spectrum of Metaphysics "You think everything has a cause. The 8 Axes ask: causal all the way down, or does it bottom out in something uncaused? And if uncaused, is that ground (first cause) or just brute fact (nothing explains it)? The axes distinguish theist (grounded in God) from atheist (brute facts). Same causality assumption, completely different metaphysics."
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026