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The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. āŒšŸ’¼

- NO bike. šŸ™…šŸ» ā™‚ļøšŸš²

- ONLY pay in twenties. āœ…šŸ’µ
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.
If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.
by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022
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