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The Boston by T2kizz April 15, 2013
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"The Boston"
The act of putting two penis' in your mouth at one time. Usually performed by a female onto two males.
Bob: Did you hear what happened last night?
Jake: No what?
Bob: I got a girl to do "The Boston"
Jake: Seriously!
Bob: Yeah man
Jake: No what?
Bob: I got a girl to do "The Boston"
Jake: Seriously!
Bob: Yeah man
"The Boston" by Timmy Douchard April 19, 2009
The Boston Scott
Sexual move started in Boston in lieu of the American revolution where one seduces one’s enemy into an encounter of sexual nature and sneaks a lobster into foreplay
After the Boston tea party, I saw some street whore attempting the Boston Scott on a British solider
The Boston Scott by I love birds October 13, 2019
The Boston Ball Party
Sex act: The Boston Ball Party
Where one rebels against taxation by dressing up in an Indian costume, and then taking a shipment of your balldo(tm) and throwing it right into her haborussy.
Where one rebels against taxation by dressing up in an Indian costume, and then taking a shipment of your balldo(tm) and throwing it right into her haborussy.
I heard that if you get a balldo(tm) and do The Boston Ball Party with your wife, you won’t even last 15 seconds.
The Boston Ball Party by Big_Daddy_JFC_420 November 23, 2022
The Boston Struggle
The Boston Struggle is an act of road rage involving leaving ones car in the middle of Bostonian traffic and shoving a raw lobster up an orifice of a nearby driver.
Two men engaged in the Boston Struggle after half an hour of gridlocked traffic in hopes of relieving their pent up anger.
The Boston Struggle by wokkawokkaflyswagmcgeeswagging November 3, 2013
The Boston Street Sweeper
A game where two men wander the streets of Boston looking for a dead hooker. Once a dead hooker is found then both men take turns having sex with the dead body. Afterwards a coin is flipped, and whoever wins gets to jump on the dead hooker's stomach while the loser has to eat whatever comes out.
Hank and Steve were both ashamed of themselves after performing "The Boston Street Sweeper" on a dead hooker they found.
The Boston Street Sweeper by Joe Bevers October 7, 2006
The Boston Cobbler
Stretching the womans anus from anal sex, then puking inside of her asshole, then topping it off with jizzing inside also to complete the combo creating the cobbler effect.
The Boston Cobbler by like a little blowjob April 3, 2008
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