Tree huggers are people who aspire to live in trees for months on end in order to save the trees from being cut down to make room for commercial endeavers by the owners of the property on which the tree(s) are located. Their environmental activism is often funded for by the capitalism of their parents.
Myra is going to live in a tree for six months while her parents pay her student loans and credit card bills. She's such a good little activist.
by Jenn October 22, 2003
by sbutters August 25, 2006
An environmentalist who attempts to save a tree by wrapping their body around it. Most are completely idiotic or completely brain washed. Also, they don't think of all the meat, plants, trees, water, etc. that has been killed or polluted by their mere existence. They should do the world a favor and create a human mulch pile out of themself.
Headline: A tree hugger was killed today in a futile attempt to save a freakin tree. Don't fret, hedid make something of his life, mulch.
by Laxin MoFo June 3, 2004
Fuckers that tie themselves to trees that the logging companies planted. They are the reason why nobody can have nice cars because they "pollute". What they don't realize is that not enough people have them to make an impact. Not only that, they take SUV's and bury them, even though the battery acids leak and gas, further polluting the enviroment.
by Zakamaru August 17, 2008
Andrew is gay and he thinks trees are men because men provide everything . He hugs trees becaused he is gay
by Andrewlovesmen June 21, 2019
A person who is alone in life, but not a nerdy person. They love nature, because it treats them better than most people. Doesn't have many friends. If you see a Tree Hugger, comfort them.
Guy: "Dude, that guy is such a Tree Hugger!"
Girl: "I feel bad for him."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because he has to hug trees to get away from the pain of real people."
Girl: "I feel bad for him."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because he has to hug trees to get away from the pain of real people."
by GreenQueen14 July 18, 2014
a stalker
drop my girlfriend off after a date i would hug a tree waiting to see if she would head back out . Hence being a tree hugger
by the original tree hugger May 31, 2011