The act of a male sticking his branch up a female's woodpecker hole, and then rubbing his sap all over her face. Then waiting until the sap dries, to let the golden shower wash it away.
Did you see that Tree hugger the other day, that was insane.
Yea i loved the way they acted that out
Yea i loved the way they acted that out
by AHS@LUNCH May 17, 2011
A tree hugger is a a temporary discomfort of the male genitalia which occurs when one's moist scrotum "wraps" itself around the less moist shaft of the penis, providing a keen grip. In doing so, the testicals separate from one another and are displaced by the penis. This displacement causes significant tension on the sides of the shaft, as if the testicals were "hugging" the penis.
So in other words, it's when your sweaty balls wrap around your cock, it's not cool.
So in other words, it's when your sweaty balls wrap around your cock, it's not cool.
Todd: What's wrong Billy?
Billy: My junk's all tangled up!
Todd: Ohh, sounds like you've got a tree hugger!
Billy: My junk's all tangled up!
Todd: Ohh, sounds like you've got a tree hugger!
by Duncan Swift April 6, 2006
A person who measures the DBH (diameter at breast height)of a tree before it is harvested. When they use their foresters tape to measure trees, they wrap the tape around the tree which makes them look like they are hugging the tree.
Marcus looked like he was hugging a tree when he was measuring the DBH before it was harvested. He is a real tree hugger.
by TimWVU July 11, 2008
by Emma howard January 6, 2004
George:Hey Saddam arent you from Middle East?
Saddam: STFU you tree hugger! Go hump a tree cause your wife is busy with Blaire.
Saddam: STFU you tree hugger! Go hump a tree cause your wife is busy with Blaire.
by White Hater April 26, 2006
Person who is focused on a single issue and cannot see the big picture. In other words, someone who cannot see the forest for the trees and refuses to change.
John is such a tree hugger. He's so worried about losing his typewriter that he won't turn on his new computer.
by drwillie February 20, 2008