The act of ejaculating across your girls eye lashes after sex then lightly blowing on her lashes until dry causing them to be stuck so she is unable to see.
by TheJackel11 November 10, 2021
when you’re fucking a female to trap music then cum all over her face blinding her, while she can’t see you then steal all her belongings
by Joey82711 January 9, 2018
When you blow your load into both eyes of a chick causing her to be blinded and then while she is reaching for a towel you put a keyboard in front of her.
"Collin gave Kristy a Stevie Wonder last night and she played "Sunshine in her Eyes" and didnt miss a beat.
by E--Dub and A High August 2, 2009
When you are fucking a blind girl from behind while grabbing her hair and banging her face on a piano. You could also take it a step further by wearing sunglasses and smiling while waving your head back and forth.
by Viesel Dan Weebs May 29, 2011
The act of having to wear shades because your sexual partner is so unappealing. Wearing the shades, especially in the dark, make the act much more 'safer', since you minimize risk of seeing their face.
Jim: Did you sleep with her?
Cheeks: Yup
Jim: But I thought she looked rough?
Cheeks: Gave it the old stevie wonder dude! Never know when your next shag may come round.
Jim: Sorted!
Cheeks: Yup
Jim: But I thought she looked rough?
Cheeks: Gave it the old stevie wonder dude! Never know when your next shag may come round.
Jim: Sorted!
by highland_wonders May 16, 2011
It's when you ejaculate into your sexual partners eye and because of that they're blinded then you turn them around and begin having anal sex with them.
by IsaiahCadeJack June 4, 2011
The Stevie Wonder is a 5 step process.
1-Give a man a blowjob.
2-Let him ejaculate in your mouth.
3-When he's not expecting it, spit the ejaculate into his eyes, severely blinding and disorienting him.
4-Grab a blunt object and hit him in the mouth. Make sure you knock all his teeth out.
5-While the man is on his hands and knees feeling around for his teeth, defecate on him.
If done properly he will now look exactly like Stevie Wonder
1-Give a man a blowjob.
2-Let him ejaculate in your mouth.
3-When he's not expecting it, spit the ejaculate into his eyes, severely blinding and disorienting him.
4-Grab a blunt object and hit him in the mouth. Make sure you knock all his teeth out.
5-While the man is on his hands and knees feeling around for his teeth, defecate on him.
If done properly he will now look exactly like Stevie Wonder
by ShamieD December 3, 2010