by JessUrie98 May 12, 2018
One of the main policing forces in Mitchell county Kansas. They are known for being corrupt and using illegal tactics against anyone who doesn’t live in Mitchell county. The county seat, Beloit, has a small technical college and the students there are consistently harassed and followed by the police there. Since they are often bored (low crime rates) they have to plant evidence to have any kind of action. The entire town of Beloit is a glorified speed trap. If you can avoid it go around Mitchell county Kansas. They don’t discriminate by race, they hate everyone. If you’re not a criminal, they’ll make you one.
Man 1: Hey are you going to the Waconda Lake?
Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you
Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you
by Luwelyn.moss May 1, 2023
Supposedly the best school in the country, but mildly homosexual:
1)A boys school, so lots of fallace obsession (crudely drawn fallace litters the walls)
2)Being with one with a feminine gender orientation is considered positively homosexual
3)Sport is not used for recreation, but is instead used as a spectator sport for bathroom fondlings
1)A boys school, so lots of fallace obsession (crudely drawn fallace litters the walls)
2)Being with one with a feminine gender orientation is considered positively homosexual
3)Sport is not used for recreation, but is instead used as a spectator sport for bathroom fondlings
Guy 1: What school do you go to?
Guy 2: Lawrence Sheriff School
Guy 1: Oh, so you litter the walls with crudely drawn fallace, don't go out with girls and enjoy sport time fondling?
Guy 2: Lawrence Sheriff School
Guy 1: Oh, so you litter the walls with crudely drawn fallace, don't go out with girls and enjoy sport time fondling?
by ImnotgayIpromiseIhavearealbf January 20, 2013
The self-righteous asshole who insists on holding ALL communter traffic to 1 mph UNDER the posted limit
Look at that effin' Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff up there, running 44mph in the left lane while granny's leading the parade in her K-car on the right!
by Slow Boil June 4, 2009
"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"
by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003
by bebeloved September 28, 2009
A place where all corrupt low lives go to shit on everyone and cause fights for no reason, but they do all this "for our safety and well being" right ?
"Man I go into a fight with a off duty office last night, and he arrested me the next morning, only at the polk county sheriffs office!"
by Somebody that I used to know:) August 28, 2020