Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022

rooster hag

a busted street walker.

man, I'm too broke for the titty bar, let's just scoop up a rooster hag.

by bishopballs June 9, 2017

Road Rooster

An irritated person driving questionably.

If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Rooster Smashing

Also called Rooster Slamming, A popular southern sport in which athletes compete in smashing a rooster in the most creative way possible.

The act of smashing a rooster until it is unrecognizable.

Cris Collinsworth - Last time we saw Kerri Leahy, He used a rooster to smash another rooster. Brilliantly done.

Ron Jaworski - Thats why he is the Rooster Smashing Champion Cris.

by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011

Dance with a Rooster

To dry hump while in a good mood.

Jeff-Hey Jill wanna "Dance with a Rooster"? Jill- "ya bring that cock over to my hen house!"

by Ba_power_couple October 14, 2017

Roosters in the hen house

Straight men at a lesbian bar

Hey Becky, what are those guys doing here?

Becky: Oh they're just roosters in the hen house

by llameboy July 7, 2018

rooster-nester

a person who will naturally adapt to any social condition, however injurious to humanity, in order to eat and reproduce.

I never called you a chicken, I called you a rooster-nester: it's not so much that you're a coward as that you don't have your priorities straight.

by ozmatic July 21, 2011