breathe air am i right

Something someone says once all of their brain cells must update their computer.

Jim: Hows your day?
Bob: Breathe air am I right?
Jim: ...

by WhenYouBreathe December 9, 2018

Right Hook

Attaching a harpoon to your dick and then riding (righting) a girl with it.

“I’m so down for a right hook right now!!”

by DylanTheFrogKid April 19, 2023

Right On the Skonker

Skonker is another word for Head.

When you're playing video games with a Northern Irish man and he gets a headshot kill and does a victory lap around his kitchen shouting "right on the skonker" in sheer excitement

"I was playing GTA Online last night, fighting a try hard hard a gave him a bad going over, sniper bullet right on the skonker, you wouldn't credit it man"

by LingLongJohn January 10, 2022

right fucking sideways

Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.

Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?

Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.

by snilly February 24, 2011

Right Hand Mouth

An obsequious (suck up) loud mouthed assistant, who serves no observable purpose other than to vociferously agree with and support whatever idea the boss has come up with.

"That Bob is Mister Big's right hand mouth."

Keep in mind this is all in good humor, and I have provided "equal time" for both parties:

Democrats: Condy is the president's right hand mouth.

Republicans: Bill is Hillary's right hand mouth.

TV Version: Dwight ("The Office") is Michael's right hand mouth.

by John X. Tampa April 21, 2008

scrunchie on right

Means they are taken

Ooh she has her scrunchie on her right arm she’s taken
Scrunchie on right

by Hacjer August 17, 2019

There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023