When a man is spooning with his lady in an aroused state, and she lets loose a fart impersonation of a motorcycle which rattles his twig and berries so violently that he experiences an involuntary orgasm.
My baby pulled the old Saber rattler on me while we were watching Gleaming the Cube and I had to change my shorts.
by Tacohead September 17, 2018
Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.
by Corey Trevor May 8, 2006
by Kunstable January 1, 2008
This is the most extreme version of gastric expulsion from the human anus. Characterised by a loud, thunderous noise, often referred to as the "bass" factor as it will hit anyone standing within 20 or so feet with the percussive blast of the loudest rock concert. Often occompanied by varying amounts of "cackle-berry-juice" these farts can become quite moist and odorous, and at times a quick check is neccessary to determine whether or not any "Mud" was thrown during said release.
"There I was, standing right in front of the whole group when that damn Jambo Rattler snuck up on me and cleared the room."
by NickDubb August 4, 2006
Generally a middle aged or elderly woman that wears and excessive amount of jewelry that rattles when she gets worked up.
Dylan’s mom was a real Jewelry Rattler as her rings clicked and bracelets clanked when she pointed her finger and shook her arm at him for drinking all the Gatorade after a serious masturbation session.
by eric_h October 16, 2022
by Grifter23 January 5, 2021
Iften used by the good looking protestants in glasgow when referring to the unwashed darker side of what can only be described faulty towers brigade.
Look theres that bead rattler gone goiing to faulty towers!
chortle chortle!!
Priest: just keep sucking you deprived little bead rattler!
chortle chortle!!
Priest: just keep sucking you deprived little bead rattler!
by 3LYS!UM August 13, 2006