1. The cause of the infinite number of posibilities and the infinite number of combinations between them in an infinite universe/infinite number of universes.Can be used as an answer to any question.
2.Used as "teh Randomness" in a sarcastic maner when something very unlikely happens.
1.Teacher:
Students,tell me why water consists of two atoms hydrogen and one oxigen?
Student: The Randomness?
2.Man, did you hear Heidy Clum got married to Seal?
No shit? Teh Randomness again!
by Bill_Taylor November 12, 2009
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The action of saying or writing whatever comes to mind at any given time to confuse the other person,to get there attention or just to piss them off. When somebody is randomizing they will finish up by saying exactly or I know.
John: So how is the family?

Carl: You know it could happen

John: What?

Carl: Exactly

John: What are you talking about?

Carl: I know

Carl was randomizing John to piss him off and confuse him.
by Richard Castle III June 20, 2011
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The most annoying word ever. You'll say something that relates to your previous topic, yet they say it's random because they can't comprehen it.
"Cake is good. I just got one from the bakery, and it was chocolate."

"That was random, LMFAO."

"No, you asshole, we're still talking about cake."
by Juicalicious April 25, 2010
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any old bunch of crap that is thrown in together.
The froogle search showed a cat's hair mop that my bitch of an aunt refused to eat because her kitten's doctor had advised her against watching the new video by the old age hooligans. the Pharoas of egypt have taken their mobile phones and are now trying to felch a metaphysical representation of julius ceasar. the plaides have come down in the form of angels who aim to supplement the inorganic growth of tea pods because 1337 people have extended the antenna for maximum reception. The bottle is made biger by the magnifying glass or so one would think if the 14 presidents of the USA were real people. Fast track my mind into the vortex of immeasureable humanity so that the profane expressions of a rabid pundit can be tolerated by the mad goose that sits and chatters about the greater influences of butterflies on the phooning snow leopards of the sahara. A sting in the bing is a cool aria soundtrack where the jet planes all crashed into the mounds of the seven dead kings. I am drinking some whater now and if this goes on any longer you will get fucking irritated. frooling brooling grogs fet comb muck chigga wigga niche hournalism jet got goat froom pas quibejivemenns jsjjgoo sdoifjoidhfogi sdnfduoifhguoisdjfgj sdf sjkfidshfosjfdoiasfsdf coksllsjjsk cocksuckers.
by Gunkglumb June 5, 2005
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groups of people who show up at parties or gatherings usually intended only for memebers of certain other groups or institutions (IE University Keggers)
"hey man, where'd all those randoms come from?"

"there were a ton of randoms at Dave's place last night..."
by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004
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The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.

Often used by an MTVeenager.
Uni Student: "Cheese! HA HA!"
Another Uni Student: "Wow that's soooo RANDOM! Let's go and buy some trendy clothes which have meaningless and pretentious words/numbers all over to make us look random."
by Pip January 30, 2005
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The most over used and misunderstood word in the english language. Commonly used by english teens, often buying into the fast growing subculture of emo. 1)Supposedly meaning spontaneous and off the wall by ignorant people. 2) how a large proportion of the myspace community describe themselves. 3) A way for morons to pretend they are capable of original though when actually every aspect of their lives is planned out meticulously with out fail.
Person A: and we said " mouse pad cups"
Person B: How totally random of you
Person C: quiet you mundane little twat, stop abusing that word. you have no concept of random that words to big for you. your misuse offends me. I ought to brick you
by Cryptkeeper 5 July 26, 2006
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