Poot is your local basement dweller. She was trapped until the age of 17 and now lives in a sewer occasionally making her way to the red carpet every once in a while. (Actually a picture gone wrong of Demi Lovato)
by Fquigs March 9, 2017
by Ross Tafari November 2, 2006
Noun - a member of the militant insurgency that engaged in insurrection at the Malheur national wildlife refuge and dug latrines on ancient native American burial grounds after they succeeded in clogging all the toilets. They referred to themselves as "Patriots" prompting the sardonic sobriquet portmanteau neologism "pootriot" which was shortened to simply "poot" for the sake of brevity and the tyranny of 140 characters on Twitter. The term has been expanded to include any supporters of these insurgents.
Verb - to engage in any activities related to anarchic defiance of the constitutional authority of law enforcement or local, state and federal court ruling and judgements.
Verb - to engage in any activities related to anarchic defiance of the constitutional authority of law enforcement or local, state and federal court ruling and judgements.
Noun - "Bobby became a poot when he wasn't allowed do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted, wherever he wanted."
Verb - "Bobby purchased an AR-15 to poot with."
Adjective - "dude, that was so poot when you pointed you gun at that cop!"
Verb - "Bobby purchased an AR-15 to poot with."
Adjective - "dude, that was so poot when you pointed you gun at that cop!"
by SlickHair August 7, 2017
Pooted (past tense) 1. the combination of pooping and farting simultaneously . 2. a type of shart. 3. also known as pooping and tooting (i.e farting) at the same time.
Jeremy realized after farting, he had pooted. He then preceded to the bathroom to clean up his epic shart.
by Clay McHenry December 3, 2009
to 'poot', to let off a 'poot'.
to 'poot' is to politely fart.
a "poot", a polite yet still offensive fart.
to 'poot' is to politely fart.
a "poot", a polite yet still offensive fart.
I held on for what seemed forever, but a poot still managed its way out.
sorry, I'm afraid I just hooted a 'poot'.
I smell a little poot in this house.
You sir, are a poot.
sorry, I'm afraid I just hooted a 'poot'.
I smell a little poot in this house.
You sir, are a poot.
by Dan<3 September 4, 2006
1. An unusually well-ventilated excretion of gas from the rectum of a mammal, specifically a male miniature Shnauzer.
2. An interesting and thought provoking new word.
3. The essence of cool.
4. The act of sexing one up. (To pootify.)
2. An interesting and thought provoking new word.
3. The essence of cool.
4. The act of sexing one up. (To pootify.)
"Sniffy has made one too many poots today, let's kill him."
"Oh man, that is so poot."
"I wanna pootify that!"
"Oh man, that is so poot."
"I wanna pootify that!"
by kari vanner June 2, 2004
by I lovv chocolatee May 18, 2008