Every group of friends has a 'pooh bear' or 'pooh' for short. He is the slightly round, funny guy that is the life of the party. Always ready to party and comes equipped with funny one liners and fun facts. They may or may not like honey, not required, but definitely likes to drink. Usually have some crazy hair or bald to accompany roundness and encourage comparisons to 'pooh bear'.
Those guys we met last night weren't that cool and our 'pooh' was definitely funnier than theirs and definitely can drink their guy under the table
by Bob Goulet December 2, 2007
"Girl, get out the plastic sheets, I'm gonna pooh you so damn hard tonight..."
"He wants me to pooh him, but I don't think the relationship is ready for that yet."
"He wants me to pooh him, but I don't think the relationship is ready for that yet."
by Dharma Midget March 19, 2017
A fine ass darkskinned nigga, funny, and pretty smile. Usually very HATED and is a very known individual! Not only does this motherfucker have the WOW factor, he also has a nice personality when approached in the appropriate manner. But do not, I repeat do not piss him off!!! It's never a good ending. The petty level is beyond your reach, you will NOT win.
1. Damn did y'all see Pooh?!
2. I can't stand that bitch ass nigga Pooh 😴
3. Pooh is fine to me!!!
4. What's the boy with the pretty ass smile name? Oh that's Pooh!!
2. I can't stand that bitch ass nigga Pooh 😴
3. Pooh is fine to me!!!
4. What's the boy with the pretty ass smile name? Oh that's Pooh!!
by @theyh8pooh March 13, 2017
by Candy March 26, 2004
A verb that originates from the fourth series of the BBC sitcom "Blackadder".
It's a highly serious court martial offense which means to express dislikeness towards someone.
It's a highly serious court martial offense which means to express dislikeness towards someone.
General Melchett: "Is this true, Blackadder? Did Captain Darling pooh-pooh you?"
General Blackadder: "Well, perhaps a little."
General Melchett: "Well, then, damn it all! What more evidence do you need? The pooh-poohing alone is a court martial offense!"
General Blackadder: "Well, perhaps a little."
General Melchett: "Well, then, damn it all! What more evidence do you need? The pooh-poohing alone is a court martial offense!"
by whatspopping August 11, 2019
by Mysterious August 3, 2004
A very norty bear who walks around wearing only a t-shirt with no bottoms on eating "hunny". His boyfriend is a piglet named Piglet other fiends involved are ee-or the donkey, tigger, an owl, a couple of kangaroos and some random boy.
This motly bunch of cocksmokers have pathetic adventures which are so boring they make you want to kill yourself.
A recent study indicated that kids raised on a diet of "Pooh" will grow up to have shit for brains and will most likely expose themselves to strangers in wooded areas.
This motly bunch of cocksmokers have pathetic adventures which are so boring they make you want to kill yourself.
A recent study indicated that kids raised on a diet of "Pooh" will grow up to have shit for brains and will most likely expose themselves to strangers in wooded areas.
by Baron Von Batwing January 6, 2005