Bufunga Olympics

A series of games with differentiating factors such as Bufunga Ball, Bufunga Mat Wrestling, Bufunga Trivia and tag team Bufunga wrestling all while competing for the ultimate prize of the Golden Bufunga Ball And Pride for your Bufunga Colour

Yooo you competing in the bufunga olympics? yes bro purple needs mad points im gonna kill in bufunga ball

bro me and lightning Lucas gonna beat dafato and ryan the destroyer badass man in bufunga tag team wrestling

by Billy La Bufunga March 17, 2023

liberal olympics

An event liberals compete in. The competitors try to outpass fellow liberals by saying a more "powerful" liberal statement.

Person 1: "We created a women-only programming online course."
Person 2: "That sounds misogynistic, why would women need a separate course?"
Person 1: "Oh please don't start Liberal Olympics now!"

by kotik69 October 19, 2020

Poop olympics

games to play that make pooping more fun, like the high jump which is the act of jumping as high as you can above the toilet right before the poop comes all the way out; the bigger the splash the more points.

Jim: I just had the best session of poop olympics
George: nice i had a good hurtles session the other day
Jim: nice nice

by sparrow goodfellow November 9, 2009

depression olympics

When two or more people argue over who has a worse life. Most commonly used by 12-14 year olds in an attempt to make one person feel better, but usually ends up in fierce and unnecessary arguing.

12 year old: I'm so sad, my boyfriend broke up with me.
Other 12 year old: At least you're not me, I got cheated on.
12 year old: Yeah but he slept with me, and yesterday my dad lost his job.
Other 12 year old: Jesus Christ, I have it worse, I got my power shut off yesterday and we're going to lose our house.
12 year old: This isn't the Depression Olympics, I obviously have it worse.
Other 12 year old: No! I do! You should be happy that you aren't me!
{Keeps Escalating}

by Taiga Rose September 10, 2014

Oppression Olympics

Oppression Olympics is the tactic used by Alt-Leftists in Western society that's used to silence people who are "privileged", attempting to render their qualms useless. The pecking order (Bottom to top) goes:
White straight men, black straight men, white straight women, white gay men, white gay women, black gay men, white transsexuals FtM, white transsexuals MtF, black straight women, black gay women, black transsexuals FtM, black transsexuals MtF.
Although the tactic is used by Alt-Leftists, the term is used by those who oppose it.

Person 1: "You know, I'm not huge on this new obsession with teaching African history to students over the Roman Empire"
Person 2: "Well lucky you're a white guy so your opinion is not required"
Person 1: "I ain't playing this Oppression Olympics shit with you, man."

by Opoisredkkvrov June 7, 2021

roadside olympics

roadside sobriety test.

Jose Contreras: Thank God I passed that shit, I hardly even remember taking it.
Bruce Lee: Roadside olympics baby.

by benny b from the bronx August 17, 2007

pain olympics

A disturbing video where a man cuts off circulation to his testicles and penis, and begins to cut them off. In the end, he squeezes the actual testicle out of the scrotum. Not recommended for the weak minded.

"Did you see the video with the man chopping off his own dick?" "Yeah, it's called Pain Olympics on You Tube."

by Verginia January 8, 2008