Someone who is white trash that has an only fans or sells drugs. Probably does those drugs right beside their baby
by Daguy3333 April 4, 2021
A Principal City of about 42,000 people in the great lakes Bay region of Michigan, Located 17 Miles East of Bay City and 19 miles Northwest of Saginaw. The only way that it was made relevant is by Dow Chemical. out of towners tend to get lost in Midland because the layout is confusing as fuck, and the only 'easy' way around is via US 10 or google maps. Midland is the total opposite of nearby Saginaw, where as in Midland the worst 'crime' is speeding. Midland is home to things such as midland mall, Midland center for the arts, Dow gardens, Dow Diamond, the tridge and Northwood University, most of which have been funded in part or full by Dow.
Goddammit every street I take just ends up back at Ashman Street, I fucking have driving around Midland, Mi!!
by Drizzy D. May 31, 2017
Midland runner
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.
Guy 1: eh bro, you see that chick?
Guy 2: what about her?
Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.
Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.
Guy 2: what about her?
Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.
Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.
by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017
The most amazing band in the world. Darroh Sudderth's voice has been known to make women orgasm, and make angels and grown men cry.
"Dude why are your eyes so red?"
"I was crying"
"Ha! You pussy!"
*Plays Fair to midland*
*Other man starts sobbing*
"I was crying"
"Ha! You pussy!"
*Plays Fair to midland*
*Other man starts sobbing*
by imawhale December 26, 2011
A school with one heck of a quiz bowl team that never wins anymore because they are too afraid to push a little red button.
When was the last time Cabell Midland won?
by Generalissimo Katiekinz February 1, 2009
by A soft cock September 27, 2020
The boringest place on earth. Hometown of george w bush. Located in the middle of nowhere in west Texas. Twin city of Odessa texas(a lot funner). Also midland is home of the shittiest weed in the u.s. Jasper from twilight is from here.
by Abell student February 10, 2011