Midland Texas

The boringest place on earth. Hometown of george w bush. Located in the middle of nowhere in west Texas. Twin city of Odessa texas(a lot funner). Also midland is home of the shittiest weed in the u.s. Jasper from twilight is from here.

Someone: hey lets go to Midland Texas.

Someone else: nah its boring as shit over there

Midland Texas by Abell student February 27, 2011

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Midland, Texas

A city to the west of Texas which has a booming oil industry.

Welcome to Midland, Texas.

Midland, Texas by sus1 June 9, 2018

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