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fair to midland 

A Texas-native band whose wide range of talent has made them amazingly unique. They are currently under Serjical Strike Records

Ranging from the melody of Mars Volta to heavy guitar riffs. The singer tops it off with vocals with the high pitch that sounds like Coheed & Cambria to demonic growls similar to that of Job For A Cowboy.

They are also known for giving one of the best live performances available today.

They have (as of now) released 4 albums:
The Carbon Copy Silver Lining (2001, still under no label)
Inter.Funda.Stifle (2004, FTF)
The Drawn and Quartered EP (2006, Serjical Strike Records)

And finally, their first OFFICIAL full-length album:
Fables From A Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times Is True (2007, Serjical Strike Records/Universal Republic)
Fair To Midland did an amazing job at the concert last night. I was amazed at their extreme talent. I'm definitely buying their cd.
fair to midland by Marshall D. August 31, 2007
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Fair to midland 

The most amazing band in the world. Darroh Sudderth's voice has been known to make women orgasm, and make angels and grown men cry.
"Dude why are your eyes so red?"
"I was crying"
"Ha! You pussy!"

*Plays Fair to midland*
*Other man starts sobbing*
Fair to midland by imawhale December 28, 2011
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