A man with a great sense of crude humor who is friends with everyone. You can't walk down the street without seeing him being followed by a crowd of attractive women. His face is secretly carved into Mount Rushmore and he loves to go to the jacuzzi and smoking hookah.

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

Somehow justifying the KKK and their practices of lynching and enforcing Christianity, trying to give white people more power as if they have had any rights taken away in the last 200 years? There are white people working to take away rights, like abortion.