when giving anal sex, pull out quickly so your partner shits on your dick, then take your shit covered dick and face-fuck her
by ETompk October 25, 2010
for males the act of masturbating using both his feet instead of his hands. in a modified indian style sitting position, the sole of both foot goes over the penis as it were the hands. the male individual will then commence pleasuring himself until the end result is satisfied.
Having both his arms amputated, Carlos discovered the Brazilian Jackhammer was his best bet to getting off.
by ChinoHD October 7, 2010
A Sex Move In Which You Are Standing Up With Your Partner And You Hold Them Upside Down And Fuck Them In The Mouth. You Then Drop Them On Their Head As You Fall To Your Knees, You Pull You Dick Out Of Their Mouth And Jizz In Their Face As They Hit Their Head.
Usually Resulting In Death Or Mental Retardation.
Usually Resulting In Death Or Mental Retardation.
Anthony: "I Can't Believe You Gave Nancy The Texas Jackhammer Last Week!"
Chad: "Yeah Dude, It Was Intense, i Didn't Mean Do Do It That Hard Though, It Annihilated Her."
Anthony: " Yeah Dude, She'll Never Be The Same, Well We Better Go Back To Her Funeral"
Chad: "Yeah Dude, It Was Intense, i Didn't Mean Do Do It That Hard Though, It Annihilated Her."
Anthony: " Yeah Dude, She'll Never Be The Same, Well We Better Go Back To Her Funeral"
by ThereCanOnlyBeOneHIGHLANDER July 23, 2009
A sexual when you stand a woman on her head and violently force your fist into the rectum of partner(s), then proceeding to enter to and fro until bleeding occurs. (suggested arm movement is at 5600 FPS*)
*FPS - Fists per second
*FPS - Fists per second
Hello, bitch, please balance yourself on your head, so that I may pleasure you with an Albuquerque jackhammer.
Why sure. I'd love it. =) Let me grab a towel.
Why sure. I'd love it. =) Let me grab a towel.
by AzZrApIsT June 23, 2011
Manual sexual stimulation involving a rapid "jacking off" of the penis, followed immediately (and finished by) a quick spank to the balls.
by Imperial Lady September 3, 2008
When two partners penetrate each other's assholes at the same time with either penis' or strap-ons. A decent amount of appendage length and up-curve is needed to do this comfortably.
Jim: "I want to try some new buttplay with Alex but I don't know what to do!"
Deep Dick Keith: "If you guys have some decent length and curve you guys could Double Jackhammer - I did it with Richard and we both couldn't walk the rest of the day."
Deep Dick Keith: "If you guys have some decent length and curve you guys could Double Jackhammer - I did it with Richard and we both couldn't walk the rest of the day."
by catapillarman July 10, 2016
(verb) Conducting the sexual performance of, as a male partner to a female counterpart, sawing off your consenting or non-consenting partner's head with a rusty, World War II-era bayonet/hacksaw, or any second-hand bladed instrument you can possibly acquire and use, and then aptly proceeding to violently and callously copulate with their severed head into the sand of a hot, dry Saudi desert until the surface of their cranium is no more visible.
A classic, culturally promiment coming-of-age ritual in the ranks of Citroën-sponsored cornershops and independent, small street businesses located in the general area of Bradford, Leeds, etc...
A classic, culturally promiment coming-of-age ritual in the ranks of Citroën-sponsored cornershops and independent, small street businesses located in the general area of Bradford, Leeds, etc...
Muhammad : Aisha came home from work 5 minutes later yesterday night. I do firmly believe that a Jihadi Jackhammer is in order.
GP : Yes.
GP : Yes.
by zyklonbjorn April 4, 2021