A secretive group of people that place Bibles in hotel rooms. Since no-one has ever actually seen a gideon, it is believed that they started out as outcast ninjas the had embraced christianity. Government programs concentrating on capturing and studying gideons have so far been unsuccessful.
"I'm gonna call the reception and tell them I'm don't have a bible in my room, maybe I'll get lucky and see a gideon".
by Crapper McGee March 28, 2004
A Guy that is so good in bed that you keep wanting more and more nothing can beet him his perfect dick makes for the best sex
by theguywiththathugecock February 2, 2009
Funniest person ever. He has a pure soul, and always wants to make people smile and be at peace. He is very supportive and caring and will hardly ever break your trust. He has the cutest smile! Man like Gideon is very hard to find a keep him close, he can be shy in public at first but nice he gets comfortable he is the best person to hang with.
Gideon is so funny
by Yummyummyumyy March 16, 2021
by r bginvefigrvefovgefocwdfebncw November 3, 2020
Gideon is very courteous. Often known as a warrior. The name is biblical. Gideon faced many battles mentally and physically. He has a heart but doesn’t have time to love someone. He always fights for what he believes in no matter what. He is a protector; he protects the good and defeats the bad. He is brave and loyal.
by LoveCookieSnap December 11, 2020
Gideoning is the act of giving a supreme back massage to one or more participants while at the same time giving them the best hug of their entire existence.
by Adrian Swing April 12, 2010
Gideon
Gideon works at best buy. He is one of the bestest friends you could ask for, but may come off a bit like a serial killer if you make him uneasy. Dont worry, it'll pass. He's intelligent, kind, ambitious, funny, and probably gonna be your rivalry in wit and life... oh and did I mention.. HE WORKS AT BEST BUY. Assets protection specialists will save the world one day and become runner up for president. To not have his name on this would be prejudice
Gideon works at best buy. He is one of the bestest friends you could ask for, but may come off a bit like a serial killer if you make him uneasy. Dont worry, it'll pass. He's intelligent, kind, ambitious, funny, and probably gonna be your rivalry in wit and life... oh and did I mention.. HE WORKS AT BEST BUY. Assets protection specialists will save the world one day and become runner up for president. To not have his name on this would be prejudice
Nicknames: Gid, Gibson, Gridiron
Wow, Gideon really had chains in his security car
Did you see Gideon at Best Buy, he greets people at the door.
Wow Gideon, you really look like me and your mom
Wow, Gideon really had chains in his security car
Did you see Gideon at Best Buy, he greets people at the door.
Wow Gideon, you really look like me and your mom
by JaCkie Dorst January 23, 2020