Leaves you when you are young for either milk or cigarettes.
Dad! I haven’t seen you in ten years!
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The guy who is always handy and will protect you no matter what. He is kind and caring, but tough enough to kill anyone who is messing with his daughter! And the guy who shall intimidate my first boyfriend....
"I will hunt you down if you hurt my daughter." -My Dad in the future.
by Unicorn01 January 16, 2014
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N, The better parent.

The person you can always go to when your mom is being Hitler and complaining about you for not doing your part around the house while you actually do more than she does.

He sits on the edge of your bed at night when he thinks you're asleep and rubs your forehead.

Someone who can whip your arse if you do something wrong, but doesn't go overboard with punishment. He makes you a better person.

The only name he will let you get tattooed on your body is his.

The most amazing person in the world.
ME: Dad, I love you.
DAD: I love you too.

by ashley:) January 10, 2009
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Just try to win an argument with him. Then tell me the results when you're not grounded anymore.
Dad: "BLAHBLAHBLABLAHSCHOOLBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHSLEEPBLAHBLAHBLAHCOMPUTERBLAHBLAHBLAHYOUDOEVERYTHINGWRONGBLAHBLAHBLAH"

Son: "But dad, I-"

Dad: "FUCK YOU YOU'RE GROUNDED"
by True Storyz June 13, 2010
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the guy who treats you like his own. the one who, teaches you how to ride a bike. the one who is there for you no matter what. the one who wants his little girl to grow up happy. the one who you can go to. the one who, when you start to date guys, gets all super protective. the guy that loves you unconditionally. even when you mess up every once in a while no matter how big the mess up was.
person one: is that your father?
person two: no, thats my DAD(;
person one: whats the dif??
person two: how bout you go look it up on urban dictionary?!
by awed1 March 5, 2009
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not just related to you by blood, but someone who really ares about you and what you feel, very important to kids living with their moms
My DAD is the most understanding person in the world!
by backgroundgirl June 6, 2007
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