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Better defined as a state of mind instead of an actual place. The CLUB has no limits or rules. In a way it doesn't even exist within time and space. Anything and anyone in or going to the club are relatively easy to spot. They are usually seen twitching vigorously as if they're actually dancing to some kind of tune that's almost incomprehensible to the whole of mankind itself. Some aren't even aware that they are in the process of going to the club.

The CLUB can exist anywhere and anyone can go to it. Which is why it is probably so often compared to 'The Game', except you can't lose because it can only be experienced not played. If The Game was a Chess match then The Club would be the extensively modified area that the board and pieces are placed in. Although experiences differ by user all are rumored to have had the same side effect of hearing some catchy hip hop cover of the intro to 50 CENTS In da club among other club like tunes. Strange indeed but awesome all the while.

Even stranger the fact that the club can remain constant or disappear if only by the mere whim of the person that currently resides within it. All anyone knows for sure is that once at the club or even in the process of going to it...everything else instantly becomes over 9000 times more amazing than anyone ever thought possible.

Though no one knows for sure what triggers the event, there are theories of it most probably being caused by the realization of cosmic WIN.

Guy #1: What the heck is wrong with that guy he keeps shaking?
Guy #1: Wait, do you hear that?
Guy #2: What? FFFFF-
Guy #2: OH SNAP! He's going to THE CLUB!!!

Guy #1: game is glitching up and this guy won't move out of my way oh wtf?!
Guy #2: HAHA! He went to the freakin ccccc- club
Guy #1: Woah! Combo
by Kali Izanami January 30, 2010
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"The Club" is a club with the goal of getting everyone in the world to be a member. By hearing of "The Club" you are now a member and every time you think about "The Club" you must tell some one in the general area so then they too can become a member of "The Club"
Ben: Hey Simon, have you heard about the Club?

Simon: no what is it?

Ben: Congrats! Your now a member!
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A group of people have had the same (usually negative) experience. Suggests a lack of sympathy and is used with sarcasm.
"I got the dreaded lurgy of suzy"
"Join the club man. The girl is like typhoid mary"
by Jack Karch May 29, 2006
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A group of friends who are more closely connected after sharing in sexual relations with the same girl.
"Hey, I here Mike went out with Alexis last night"
"Oh yeah, ya think he is part of The club now?"
by Anonymous February 07, 2003
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