–verb; stimulation of the penis by means of sliding it between a fleshy member of another human body, esp. to orgasm. Specifically related to acts that do not involve enclosed cavities such as tje vigina, anus, or mouth, ie. vaginal sex is not Bergging.
Titty sex is the most popular form of berging.
by Brian's Friend May 15, 2008
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When you take a shit so huge that the tip of it pokes above the water and in spite of any effort to flush it, it just spins and remains in place like an ice berg.
Oh crap, he's been in the bathroom so long I think he's been berging it.
by Contributor_Random November 18, 2016
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a homosexual act involving frozen chicekns between men of Scandinavian origin
Mr Salty and Mr McDonald carefully defrosted the Steggle's chicken in preparation for the messiest Berg ever.
by Uncle Ted August 8, 2003
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From "iceberg", can be either a verb or noun. "To berg" is to crap so much that the top of the turd peeks out above the waterline.
Don't go in there, dude -- I just berged!!!
by ManlyBulge November 1, 2007
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a fowl and disgusting bowel movement that is painful
After not crapping for days, I finally dropped that berg. Now I'm bleeding like a bitch, and everyone near the mens room went running for cover
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To dupe someone into believing something that is not possibly true for your own amusement, through confident presentation of false statements.
Watch this, I am going to berg Mike into believing that you can tourniquet the neck to stop a cranial bleed.
by BattleBorne December 23, 2014
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A beta cuck who pretends to be alpha male by threatening to fight you whenever he disagrees with anything you say. Always satisfies his wife without any use of sex toys and makes it very clear to his friends. A berges also suffers from “extreme depression” and is extremely lazy and unmotivated. Also prefers to work for Doordash instead of having a fulfilling full time job like an actual functioning adult
That berges is such a cuck, who’d ever want anything to do with that?

That guy is such a berges, who’d ever want to be with him?

Everything was great at the party then jack started being a berges
by Theworldmustburn August 11, 2020
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