berges 

A beta cuck who pretends to be alpha male by threatening to fight you whenever he disagrees with anything you say. Always satisfies his wife without any use of sex toys and makes it very clear to his friends. A berges also suffers from “extreme depression” and is extremely lazy and unmotivated. Also prefers to work for Doordash instead of having a fulfilling full time job like an actual functioning adult

That berges is such a cuck, who’d ever want anything to do with that?

That guy is such a berges, who’d ever want to be with him?

Everything was great at the party then jack started being a berges

berges by Theworldmustburn August 11, 2020

Norexa Bergosa 

That disease you get when you are real skinny and junk.

Eddie: Wow, Robi. You have lost a lot of weight. Do you have Norexa Bergosa ?

Robi: What is that ??

Eddie: That's a disease you get when you become really skinny and stuff.

Robi: Ummm..no..that's called Anorexia Nervosa.

Eddie: Hahaha. No. Anorexia Nervosa is when you're scared of fat guys named Rex.

Robi: **rolls eyes**

Norexa Bergosa by Willis Kwok January 10, 2017

Dan Bergstein 

A humorist and internet phenomenon, most famous for critiquing the famous twilight series in his "blogging twilight" articles on the website www.sparknotes.com

"OMG 1st on a Dan Bergstien blog???"

"You are my life now,

Dan Bergstein"

Dan Bergstein by Imlora April 2, 2010

General Berger

When you shit yourself, whether intentionally or by mistake. This action is performed by someone in an elevated or esteemed position such as the Commandant of the United States Marine Corps, General Berger who infamously shid himself. The congruence of the high position held by the individual with the shocking and embarrassing act of shitting oneself is what constitutes pulling a General Berger.

I really thought highly of James but after he pulled that General Berger I'm just disgusted by him.

General Berger by DD214 Memes May 26, 2021

bergen joke

A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.

I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.

He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.

bergen joke by mbrowntownclown April 1, 2017

Dan Bergstein 

An acclaimed genius who rightfully describes the Twilight series characters (i.e. Pedweird is a pedophiliac stalker with control issues and Smelly Belly is a horny teenager who complains about her life and would rather have a controlling boyfriend than outdoor spaghetti) in a hilarious blog. An icon of Sparknotes. Also known as Lt. Lasermind.

Kid 1: Lt. Lasermind is a genius.
Kid 2: Pedweird and Smelly Belly are stupid, according to him.
Kid 1: I want to go onto Sparknotes and read his latest blog.
Kid 2: Dan Bergstein is the highlight of the entire site.
Kid 1: Let's have some outdoor spaghetti, too!

Dan Bergstein by Eeyore Onesies December 7, 2010

North Bergen High School 

You constantly hear "my nigga" or "that's whats up". Majority of the people in the school are hispanic. Majority of the students who attend are ghetto. There are too many potheads to count. You can smell weed out of the boys bathroom. You have gym everyday and it's a pain in the ass. When you walk to and from school on bergenline, there is always some creepy guy starring at girls. You always hear girls talking about how "someone's talk'n shit." and how they're going to fight them. You never hear someone say "totally" or "seriously" rather than "deadass." You can get a referral for having your id under your shirt or being late to lunch. Wearing an I.d. after your last period, you'll be called a freshman. Favoritism plays a big part in NBHS. Half of the teachers in the school shouldn't even be teaching because they're bipolar. A lot of the teachers think that all students are bad and the good ones should be taken for granted. The security guards are annoying. Word spreads around like the h1n1 virus. Half of the kids in the school have some sort of STDs. If you loose your virginity in nbhs, it would probably be in your Freshman year. There are a whole bunch of chongas with their camiltoes because of their really tight pants. Of course nothing is said to them because the security guards like looking at them, but wearing sweat pants is a crime against god, and your sent to (ISS) or (TLC). Sometimes you feel like the staff of the school is in a mafia of some sort.

my nigga there's this white boy that just came from paramus.
everygirl is on his dick, he's so gay.
He doesn't belong in North Bergen High School

North Bergen High School by stopitstupid June 17, 2012