Throwing unrefined, wholewhweat flour into a sleeping victim's face so that they look like weavles are crawling all over them.
by nenaandphill August 25, 2006
An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2019
The act of masturbating in the shower whilst laying on your back with your legs up resting against the shower screen or the tiles..
Dude i was doing the lady beetle in the shower last nite the warm water hitting me in the face made it easier for me to think of a fat slut giving me a golden shower while i was jerkin my dick..
by badman2232 September 14, 2009
Terrible STD contracted commonly while having intercourse in Green Volkswagens. Upon contracting the “green beetle” one can feel symptoms such as euphoria, pride then later cramping. Should colonization occur there may be extreme persistent itching, discharge, rash, oozing and stench.
by Gladus!$$gB August 6, 2021
When the male proceeds to insert his index and middle finger into a females butthole and his thumb into her snatch, resulting in a claw like grasp giving the male full control of the females body.
Dude, Tyrone totally just gave Mandy a beetle claw and there was nothing she could do to escape his grasp.
by Snatchlover420 September 29, 2011
A dong beetle is a man or woman who, like a dung beetle feeding almost exclusively on dung, feeds almost exclusively on cock - viz, by sucking it. It is thus a synonym for a penis-loving whore.
by Jimmy McGee February 9, 2009
Like the Darwin beetle, who tosses his mate out of the tree post coitus, mid climax a guy tosses his girl out of the bed loudly yelling "BEETLE FUCK!!"
I beetle fucked my girl doggie style and she flew ass over elbows onto the floor and I jumped right back in that shit.
by TheGreatSofaKing February 6, 2016