A man is considered a Bear if he is hairy, well-built, hyper-masculine, with this strong body and appearance, yet with a heart as big as his chest.
He does not have a 'camp' bone in him. He has a tendency to growl in his sleep and during other bed activities. He is unashamed of bodily-function noises. Practicality dictates his fashion tastes. A Bear man is every straight man's gay fantasy!
He does not have a 'camp' bone in him. He has a tendency to growl in his sleep and during other bed activities. He is unashamed of bodily-function noises. Practicality dictates his fashion tastes. A Bear man is every straight man's gay fantasy!
by jaxcub September 8, 2009
The best mother fucking god damn animal in the world. Bears rule! If bears were human they'd be Chuck Norris
by F meister May 11, 2006
Many people get this wrong, but the real definition of a bear when referring to a person is someone with an angry attitude but under control, someone so manly that they are beyond man, but a good man all around. The term can be used for females, but it means in a sense that they are protective mothers, but are also tendering. A prime indicator of a bear is being enraged with scary fury during debates and hot topics because they have no tolerance for stupid and primitive people. Steven Colbert is right to fear bears, but they only attack when they have a reason.
Guy 1: "Christo is a fucking bear! Did you hear him growling at Emma during the class discussion?"
Guy 2: "Well, she deserved it. She didn't want stoners to breed. No sense of personal freedom with her."
Guy 1: "Well, she should count herself lucky for Christo holding himself back. He wanted to maul her face off!"
Guy 2: "Well, she deserved it. She didn't want stoners to breed. No sense of personal freedom with her."
Guy 1: "Well, she should count herself lucky for Christo holding himself back. He wanted to maul her face off!"
by Christo Bear March 10, 2010
Bear is gay slang for: the hottest possible creatures special invisible to my horny ass that is made of unicorn hearts that burst out of my dick hole and Grindr is not working so im depressed... a lot like a student that is doing drugs because of school makes me sad as fuck. Seriously bears are sad because Grindr is also not working cause there are a lot of bears in there. Though I still want their hot white liquid *cum* but I love it :P Anyways cum is cum and it has a lot of healthy nutrients and stuff like that. (Actually might not be healthy) Though I still want much of it
by Horny Mat Slut November 4, 2019
A large, hairy homosexual man who raises Jack Russel terriers with his bearmate. The larger bears are referred to as daddies. These men are showcased in Bear magazine.
by Kyle April 10, 2003
Bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. They can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don't have the same level of respect or know-how.
The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.
The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.
Poetic-Justice: Omg help i can't partition my drives...!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
CaptainStumpy: Yeargh! It's one of The Bears! Run for your lives!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
CaptainStumpy: Yeargh! It's one of The Bears! Run for your lives!
by FirmWare August 2, 2008
Trucker's definition: A ruthless man dressed in uniform that loves to shoot radar, eat doughnuts, search cars without a warrant, was abused as a child; a law enforcement officer.
See po-po
See po-po
by Fizzorrest March 17, 2005