It’s when you take a deceased friend or family’s ashes, mix it with cocaine, and proceed to snort it
Jon-“damn dude, that afterlife line was strong, i can feel my great grandpa inside of me!”
by Mr.SwissCheese December 5, 2017
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An alternate existence after the end of this existence. The concept originated due to a lack of understanding of what it is like to not exist that eventually lead to a fear in non existence and thus allowed the concept of the afterlife to flourish. In today's world some use Quantum Mechanics/Quantum Entanglement or the lack of understanding of qualia to support an afterlife on a scientific level. However overall the belief in an afterlife is on a decline according to recent surveys on the Gallop Poll.
What do we experience in the afterlife?

Passive Theist: Our Soul either goes to Heaven or Hell or is Reincarnated

Christian Theist: I am going to heaven, you are going to hell.

Passive Atheist: The same thing that happens before we were born

Militant Atheist: Don't ask me stupid questions

Agnostic: I don't know

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Some rat kid who’s in love with tanks and worships the rock every night.
You like tanks? That’s so AfterLife.
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Some rat kid who loves tanks and worships the rock every night.
You like tanks? That’s so AfterLife.
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A feeling or mood in which someone who has recently gone partying breaks out into spontaneous dancing and hears clubbing music in there head
A: WHY IS C DANCING LIKE THAT
B: BECAUSE C has the afterlife because of how cool that last party was
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Overplaying a song until it is no longer enjoyable to listen to.
Dude they are afterlifeing that song.
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Afterlife Denial, sometimes reffered as Afterlife Denialism, is the act of denying the idea or the existence of afterlife, also including extraphysical denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of extraphysics, nonphysics and metaphysics), spiritual denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of souls, spirits and spirituality), consciousness denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of consciousness or mind), supernatural denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of the supernatural or extranatural), extramatter denial (act of denying the idea or existence of extramatter, extramaterial, immaterial or of anything beyond matter) and multiverse denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of multiverses and multidimensions). Afterlife denial always use of naturalist, scientistic, physicalist, positivist and materialist arguments for deny afterlife, majority of those arguments being extremely materialist and scientistic.
"Afterlife Denial is really common nowadays, and even sadder to know that there are "spiritual" and "astral" groups and communities who support this idea such as all other kinds of denialism that accompany afterlife denial, being unable to see beyond materialism, physicalism and scientism."
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