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That REAL Big Dick Energy 

‘ just trying to get everyone in on the come up’
“Edwin has that REAL big dick energy for trying to get everyone in on the come up.”

That Real Dick  

The most exclusive stick that most bitches have only heard or dreamt about. Only the most elite hoes can truly understand.
Justin: Wow, look at that, he is really handling his business
Tim: Well what do you expect, he's a grown ass man.
Some Girl: Yeah, and he been slangin' me that real dick too.
Dylan: Bitch, quit telling everybody about my business.

That Real Real 

-Something that is beyond real
-Anything that is a good(buy, deal..etc)
1.That head unit is that real real kid, you should get that

2.You can trust this kid, hes real real
That Real Real by The Don May 13, 2005

You're not that real

A phrase commonly uttered by tools.
Paul: I'm going to hit you, you tool.
Sean: You're not that real.
Paul hits Sean
You're not that real by smb021 February 29, 2008

You're Not That Real

A phrase responding to someone's ridiculous threat or claim in which they will do something "shocking"
John- "I'm so mad at that cop, I'm gonna roundhouse kick him in the face"

Bob- "You won't do it! You're not that real!"

Is that real enough?

A high-level "Reality-Check" used as a closing statement after delivering a "Hard Truth" or a "Half-Insult."
It is designed to strip away the recipient's delusions and force them to confront a "foul" or uncomfortable situation they’ve been ignoring. By asking this, the speaker is questioning the recipient's resilience and asserting conversational dominance. It signals that the "fluff" has been removed and only the raw, unfiltered facts remain.
The Hygiene Violation:
"Fam, I’m not even being funny, you haven't showered since the weekend and you’re currently moving like a walking biohazard. Is that real enough?"
The Relationship Audit:
"Look, you think she’s Gorgeous, but she’s really an Enemy who’s only here for the Tickets. Is that real enough?"
The Financial Reality:
"You’re out here buying Brand-names but you can't even afford a Big Mac without a voucher. You’re a 'Success' failure. Is that real enough?"
Is that real enough? by RJ ZB May 13, 2026
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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