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People that look up their names on urban dictionary

These people are fucking retarded
Man, I just found out Haley is one of those people that look up their names on urban dictionary!

Dang that look good 

Jackson:*sees a pizza*

Dang that look good!

people that look up their names on urban dictionary

you're just finding ways to prove you're not a dick and that you're the most fan-fucking-tastic person to be born on this earth, but we all know it's just babying yourself. besides nearly all name definitions are generic and the same, so stop it
freddy: yooo i looked up my name on urban dictionary and it said I was cute, funny and smart!
freddy's friend: no way, you're actually a dick. most name definitions are the same anyway. stop being one of the people that look up their names on urban dictionary

What would that look like? 

I'd be covered in the blood of child. You would learn that you're not the arbiter of how reality is going to work and that your self-help bullshit is just that and that your profession is a lie.
Hym "What would that look like? Well it'll look like child murder. It's good for you. It's the only real solution. Credit. Child murder. The only 2 options on the table. I'm waiting for a 'Yes *Hym Iam* we want you to murder a kid because we're not going to give you credit for the think you did.' Be explicit. And don't make me give you a deadline. It'll be the last time you entertain the thought that you will EVER do anything to protect your kids again."

The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...

Has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé? 

A hot ass vine that is probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. It gets me shook to the bone.
Guy: Hey, has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?
Shalissa: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.
Guy: Who the fuck is that?
Shalissa: Me nig**.
#ripvine #gucci #vinesfordays #shalissa
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