by wildthing666 August 30, 2014
The result of a particularly large, high pile of shit in the can causing you to sauce up your fingers whilst going for an ass wipe.
I only had five minutes before my lunch break was over, so I wiped fast and got out of there. It wasn't until I shook my boss's hand that I realized I had passed him a couple chili fingers.
by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016
by Chilibelly March 10, 2016
To take a dump on someone's pubes. The poop resembles chili resting atop a mound of pubes that resemble the fries.
by ihumpedthat June 5, 2015
by Gringo Flaco January 17, 2014
by Taffy Esterhaus November 24, 2016
A Friday or Saturday (perhaps during the week if you're oh so cavalier) date that contains typically two cocky ass mother fuckers that think their the suavest assholes on the block. They waltz into Chilis restaurant and order some "tasty apps" and maybe go wild and have a cocktail. they proceed to split a twenty dollar shit ass meal thats been sitting under heat lamps and getting AIDS. then they do something fucking retarded like split a chocolate cake. why. just why. they think they are some pretty fucking cool kiddos, but in reality THEY NEED TO SUCK A DICK AND DIE
Emma: Sam, what do you want to do for your birthday?
Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!!
Emma: Do you have any self respect?
clearly not.
Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!!
Emma: Do you have any self respect?
clearly not.
by SaMmMiStErBa! December 14, 2010