Thanksgivous 

The American god of gluttony. We celebrate his feast day on the fourth Thursday in November. His greatest accomplishment was consuming a large bird whole. American's honor him by attempting to repeat this feat.

Thanksgivous set a great example for us when he consumed that bird whole. All should honor him.

Thanksgivous by Fatrazmo December 1, 2010

Thanksgivukkah 

Thanksgivukkah is the name given to the convergence of the American holiday of Thanksgiving and the first day of Hanukkah on November 28, 2013. It is a result of a rare kink between the lunar Hebrew calendar and the Gregorian calendar. According to nuclear physicist Jonathan Mizrahi, the overlap only occurs once every 80,000 years.
The phrase was coined by Boston-area resident Dana Gitell. Gitell, along with her sister-in-law Deborah Gitell, created a Facebook page and Twitter account devoted to the phenomenon. A Los Angeles-based festival will be held on November 29, 2013 at the Pico Union Building.
Thanksgivukkah is characterized by products promoted on and sold online. Funds to produce a turkey-shaped menorah, dubbed "a menurkey" were raised via a Kickstarter campaign. The Los Angeles Thanksgivukkah festival is being funded by a campaign on Jewcer.
While the imagery and products surrounding the day are light-hearted, advocates contend it has a broader significance resonant with American democracy. "There are amazing similarities between the Pilgrims’ quest for religious freedom and what the Maccabees were fighting for,” one organizer told the New York Daily News.“This a great opportunity for Jewish Americans to celebrate this country and for everyone to acknowledge the greatness of our shared religious freedoms.”

Combined holiday of Thanksgiving and the first day of Hanukkah, hence "Thanksgivukkah," on November 28th, 2013. Resulting from the rare kink between the lunar Hebrew calendar and the Gregorian calendar which occurs every 80,000 years!

Thanksgivukkah by JohnnyFlash October 8, 2013

Merry Thanksgivoween 

a mixyure of the 3 holidsys that society bunch all up together especially retail stores, therefore combining them into one.

All the holidays are bunched up so have a merry thanksgivoween!

Merry Thanksgivoween by Cuntessa316 November 20, 2007

Thanksgivens

When celebrating Thanksgiving is not enough and the mix of the food and the people is enough to warrant a Givens!

Do you wanna come over for Thanksgiving dinner?

I can't man, sorry, I'm having Thanksgivens dinner.

Thanksgivens by anthubc2010 - October 11, 2010