your burning asshole that is covered in
spicy chili oil from yesterday's pad
thai, which you are now passing via a sloppy,
thai-infused shit splatter
Jack: "I can't stop stuffing this delicious and
spicy pad thai into my piehole."
Mack: "That's pretty
spicy, bro. You'd better go easy or tomorrow you're gonna be nursing an angry, red Thai hole."