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Thagnocock

Originally erived from the term Ragnarok (referring to the destruction of Asgard). Thagnocock however refers to the bulbous titan titan dong (penis) and the cataclysmic effect it can have on the universe if unleashed. Its power far surpasses that of the 5 infinity stones and is capable of penetrating and ejaculating into the very fabric of the universe itself. Just unleashing the tip of the titanic beast was enough to completely rip open the avengers assholes. The only one to experience the full power of the hard veiny purple destroyer was Gamora when Thanos took her as a child. However no power comes without risk and such a bulbous cock may lead to his undoing. Through constant use if the mighty Thagnocock, a giant gaping hole was left in the space time continuum which was accessible from the quantum realm hence Ant man travelled through the ripped open asshole of the universe back in time. When confronted and the Thagnocock is hot and bothered, beware it's infinite destructive power.
"GAMORA, COME HERE AND STROKE MY THAGNOCOCK"
All now before the might of the Thagnocock!
We cannot defeat the giant bulbous Thagnocock
Bless me with the power of the Thagnocock

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK avengers get Thagnocock

The Thagnocock is Thanos greatest source of power

Shove that Thagnocock up my ass dave!
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thanoscock 

A picture of the penis of Marvel supervillain Thanos. Commonly circulated on selected discord servers and forums. Sometimes accompanied by Thanos Abs.
The most popular classic wow discord used the :thanoscock: emote for nearly two years.
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