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textualize 

The act of texting while using a mobile device to communicate thought or image.
I will textualize my friend Cameron to let him know that urban dictionary has been updated.
textualize by Balls Whiddles March 18, 2010

textalizing 

the act of seduction through text messages
"i was textalizing her when i asked, 'so whens the train coming?'" - mellman
textalizing by nash+ February 6, 2006

tastualize 

To tastualize something is to try and think about what something would taste like. The tasting equvialent to visualize.
Person 1: "Do you think I should put mayo on my collard greens?"
Person 2: "I dunno I can't really tastualize that"
Eavesdropping Bystander: "Who the fuck eats collard greens?!"
tastualize by hotrocks September 27, 2008

textualintercource 

similar to phone sex or cyber sex but wit text or sms messages

also knowen as txt sex
i had textualintercource wit ma girlfriend in english class
textualintercource by TRAFMAN July 20, 2004

Textalizer 

A breathalizer attached to your computer and or cell phone whose sole purpose is to prevent you from sending drunken emails and texts to your Ex!
OH MAN! I was so hammered last night I texted/emailed my ex boyfriend over a hundred times!

DAMN! You gotta get you one of them Textalizers!
Textalizer by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Textuality 

The ability to attract the opposite sex and even seduce said person through texting and/or instant message.
Girl, he isn't even that hot or anything but I just cant resist his textuality.
Textuality by Tebaug D'Balzac October 4, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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