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Textual Seduction

To flirt with and/or seduce someone through text messaging, whether they are in a relationship or not.
Spoof of Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction" with my phrase:

"She might be with him, but she's texting with me, me, meeeee.
We gon' text from the mall, we gon' text while we eat, eat, eaaaat.
So we can have a Textual Seduction.
Textual Seduction ooh! whoa!"
Textual Seduction by Dave Egner January 4, 2009
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Textual Seduction

The act of seducing someone via text message.
John: Hey there sexy
Sally: Why hey there
John: Wanna kick it tonight?
Sally: It's on.

John and Sally engaged in Textual Seduction.
Textual Seduction by Nadeen1214 January 9, 2009

Textual Seduction

To flirt with and/or seduce someone with text messages, whether they are in a relationship or not.
"She might be with him, but she's texting with me, me, meeeee.
We gon' text from the mall, we gon' text while we eat, eat, eaaat.
Cause we're having a Textual Seduction.
Textual Seduction, oh, woah."
Textual Seduction by Dave Egner March 8, 2008
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