Textheimer
Textheimer by Volunteer110 January 13, 2015
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Textheimers
The act of sending a Text message to someone and not receiving a reply immediately, whereupon the recipient replies, and you have no idea what they are talking about
JON: Hey, do you want to go out tonight?
An hour later...
LISA: Sure! where did you have in mind?
JON: What? What are you talking about?
LISA: You asked if I wanted to go out tonight.
JON: Oh! sorry, I had Textheimers.
An hour later...
LISA: Sure! where did you have in mind?
JON: What? What are you talking about?
LISA: You asked if I wanted to go out tonight.
JON: Oh! sorry, I had Textheimers.
Textheimers by Dankemannn December 12, 2010
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Textinheimer's
A condition in which you text a friend and unknowingly forget a couple words in the messages repeatedly because you were sitting/standing next to a beautiful woman, thought you typed the words already, were listening to dubstep, or are a titanic idiot.
Texter 1: I lied earlier, I listened to a mess phat dubstep! Then I went store and grabbed a shit-ton of chips! Nomnom :&
Texter 2: ??? That's the fourteen message in a row where you have forgotten some words cause these messages barely make sense.
Texter 1: I haven't been forgetting words. (Checks through sent messages)
Texter 1: Oh shit. I think have Textinheimer's!
Texter 2: Yeah you really do. Have fun!!
Texter 2: ??? That's the fourteen message in a row where you have forgotten some words cause these messages barely make sense.
Texter 1: I haven't been forgetting words. (Checks through sent messages)
Texter 1: Oh shit. I think have Textinheimer's!
Texter 2: Yeah you really do. Have fun!!
Textinheimer's by Collin used to be BALLIN May 12, 2011
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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jerb
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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