Textheimer 

Sending a text that auto corrects your words and makes you sound like you've losing your mind.

"I'm worried about Phil, all his messages are textheimer's"

Textheimer by Volunteer110 January 13, 2015

Textheimers 

The act of sending a Text message to someone and not receiving a reply immediately, whereupon the recipient replies, and you have no idea what they are talking about

JON: Hey, do you want to go out tonight?

An hour later...

LISA: Sure! where did you have in mind?
JON: What? What are you talking about?
LISA: You asked if I wanted to go out tonight.
JON: Oh! sorry, I had Textheimers.

Textheimers by Dankemannn December 12, 2010

Textinheimer's

A condition in which you text a friend and unknowingly forget a couple words in the messages repeatedly because you were sitting/standing next to a beautiful woman, thought you typed the words already, were listening to dubstep, or are a titanic idiot.

Texter 1: I lied earlier, I listened to a mess phat dubstep! Then I went store and grabbed a shit-ton of chips! Nomnom :&

Texter 2: ??? That's the fourteen message in a row where you have forgotten some words cause these messages barely make sense.

Texter 1: I haven't been forgetting words. (Checks through sent messages)
Texter 1: Oh shit. I think have Textinheimer's!

Texter 2: Yeah you really do. Have fun!!

Textinheimer's by Collin used to be BALLIN May 12, 2011