Textheimer
Textheimer by Volunteer110 January 13, 2015
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The act of sending a Text message to someone and not receiving a reply immediately, whereupon the recipient replies, and you have no idea what they are talking about
JON: Hey, do you want to go out tonight?
An hour later...
LISA: Sure! where did you have in mind?
JON: What? What are you talking about?
LISA: You asked if I wanted to go out tonight.
JON: Oh! sorry, I had Textheimers.
An hour later...
LISA: Sure! where did you have in mind?
JON: What? What are you talking about?
LISA: You asked if I wanted to go out tonight.
JON: Oh! sorry, I had Textheimers.
Textheimers by Dankemannn December 12, 2010
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Textinheimer's
A condition in which you text a friend and unknowingly forget a couple words in the messages repeatedly because you were sitting/standing next to a beautiful woman, thought you typed the words already, were listening to dubstep, or are a titanic idiot.
Texter 1: I lied earlier, I listened to a mess phat dubstep! Then I went store and grabbed a shit-ton of chips! Nomnom :&
Texter 2: ??? That's the fourteen message in a row where you have forgotten some words cause these messages barely make sense.
Texter 1: I haven't been forgetting words. (Checks through sent messages)
Texter 1: Oh shit. I think have Textinheimer's!
Texter 2: Yeah you really do. Have fun!!
Texter 2: ??? That's the fourteen message in a row where you have forgotten some words cause these messages barely make sense.
Texter 1: I haven't been forgetting words. (Checks through sent messages)
Texter 1: Oh shit. I think have Textinheimer's!
Texter 2: Yeah you really do. Have fun!!
Textinheimer's by Collin used to be BALLIN May 12, 2011
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.