Textheimer
Textheimer by Volunteer110 January 13, 2015
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The act of sending a Text message to someone and not receiving a reply immediately, whereupon the recipient replies, and you have no idea what they are talking about
JON: Hey, do you want to go out tonight?
An hour later...
LISA: Sure! where did you have in mind?
JON: What? What are you talking about?
LISA: You asked if I wanted to go out tonight.
JON: Oh! sorry, I had Textheimers.
An hour later...
LISA: Sure! where did you have in mind?
JON: What? What are you talking about?
LISA: You asked if I wanted to go out tonight.
JON: Oh! sorry, I had Textheimers.
Textheimers by Dankemannn December 12, 2010
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Textinheimer's
A condition in which you text a friend and unknowingly forget a couple words in the messages repeatedly because you were sitting/standing next to a beautiful woman, thought you typed the words already, were listening to dubstep, or are a titanic idiot.
Texter 1: I lied earlier, I listened to a mess phat dubstep! Then I went store and grabbed a shit-ton of chips! Nomnom :&
Texter 2: ??? That's the fourteen message in a row where you have forgotten some words cause these messages barely make sense.
Texter 1: I haven't been forgetting words. (Checks through sent messages)
Texter 1: Oh shit. I think have Textinheimer's!
Texter 2: Yeah you really do. Have fun!!
Texter 2: ??? That's the fourteen message in a row where you have forgotten some words cause these messages barely make sense.
Texter 1: I haven't been forgetting words. (Checks through sent messages)
Texter 1: Oh shit. I think have Textinheimer's!
Texter 2: Yeah you really do. Have fun!!
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Gayborhood
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kenlet
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
I mean I guess bro
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
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Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
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