Text insecurity

When you text someone with a heightened anticipation for a quick response.

I texted you to see if my phone was working, cause "DUDE" ain't hitting me back. I waited like a whole 5 minutes.

Yo! You got that text insecurity. They probably just busy, chill out!

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 10, 2021

Text insecurities

When you text someone that doesn't respond as fast as you would like.

I texted you to see if my phone is working. I gave "dude" like a Whole 2 minutes to respond.

Yo... They might be busy. Don't give in to your text insecurities. Relax!

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 10, 2021

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.

I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.

by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017

Text-perving

Text-perving is the act of looking at somebody's text while they are texting somebody else. Usually frowned upon by society because of a presumed 'breach of privacy'.

Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.

how did you know i was going to plan that kidnap?
i was text-perving you..

stop text-perving me!

by I'MGuinea May 23, 2011

That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

by Someone who kinda exists July 15, 2020

texting a wall

An expression used to describe when the person on the other end of a texting conversation is not likely to respond and is, therefore, essentially nonexistent. Thus, one may as well be texting a wall. Some people exhibit this behavior periodically; for others, it is a habitual thing.

Similar to calling a wall.

1.

Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"

Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."

2.

Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"

Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."

3.

Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."

Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."

by larfz March 26, 2013

Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like the have big hands like Andre The Giant.

The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.

by Coop Dupe April 12, 2022