texas tampon
When a country girl takes her bloody tampon and smacks a city slicker with it then puts it back in her smelly vag
texas tampon by Ascendant Succ October 24, 2017
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Texas Tampon
You put a cardboard paper towel or toilet paper tube in someone’s ass, then put barbed wire through the tube, then take the tube out
Texas Tampon by kneebrace October 24, 2017
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Texas tampon
When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.
I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.
Texas tampon by Teenypetey January 19, 2025
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