Texas Tea

The spit in a bottle from a smokeless tobacco user like Copenhagen.

Hey Ashley, you want some of my Texas Tea? It's minty!

by Gingerbro April 22, 2015

Texas Tea

A term referring to oil. This term could especially refer to oil directly from the state of Texas.

"This name comes from the themesong to the Beverly Hillbillies."
-me

by Dave September 30, 2004

Texas Tea

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket but after shitting in her pussy, you piss in her pussy then fuck her. Causes a liquid that looks somewhat like tea.

Dude, I gave that bitch a Alabama Hot Pocket, but then she wanted some Texas Tea.

I wanted to give her a Cleveland Steamer but she was thirsty for some Texas Tea.

by wikifreak September 7, 2014

Texas Tea

When you're fucking a chick with diarrhea in the ass while she's shitting

i texas tea'd a girl and she shit on my cock

by Crispy42081 October 24, 2008

texas tea

Another name for promethazine w/ codeine; aka barre, lean, sizzurp, oil, purple stuff, Memphis mud, drank, purple jelly, etc. Real popular in H-Town; mix it up with some Sprite, crushed ice, and jolly ranchers, and get ta sippin'...

Let's po' up a deuce of some Texas tea and start leanin'...

by headbussa_666 July 6, 2005

Texas tea

The term "Texas Tea" was originally used to describe oil, and was popularized by the hit 1960s television show, The Beverly Hillbillies: "Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea."

Today, the term can also be found in your local bar as it represents the name of a mixed drink, also by the same name:

Texas Tea:

2 oz Tequila
2 oz Rum
2 oz Vodka
2 oz Gin
2 oz Bourbon Whiskey
2 oz Triple Sec
2 oz Sweet and Sour Mix
Coca-Cola

Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

by Giskard July 6, 2004

Texas tea

West texas light crude oil, esp. if discovered by a hillbilly named Jed.

Listen to a story about a man named jed a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed then one day he was shooting at some food and up from the ground came a bubbling crude. Oil that is. Black gold. Texas tea.

by Jethro July 6, 2004