When a southern gentleman stares at a woman or man's asshole without blinking while they forcefully shit on their face.
by YUNGNUTSACK September 11, 2020
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I'm so sorry I was in the bathroom for an hour, boss, I got into a Texas Showdown with Sally and I just wasn't about to back down.
by AlfredoGermont April 26, 2015
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