texas doily

when you take a shit and don't wipe your ass and sit on the armrest of someones couch or chair.

Dude, when i was at Anthony's house earlier i gave his couch a texas doily.

texas doily by aston bedsniffer January 14, 2008

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Texan Daily Life

The best song ever.

Jon: Yo b-train, what's your favorite song?

B-train: Texan Daily Life by The Pillows! They're so much better than The Fray.

Texan Daily Life by monkeypoop123 November 8, 2009

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