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Testicleeze

Testicleeze- Greek God of Balls... During the war of the gods that broke out at the foot of Mt Olympus Testicleeze defeated Hercules, Hades, and Zeus by slapping them with his godly, golden, gigantic balls. Testicleeze was a master of the thrust...as he used this skill to vanquish many foes...and an occasional foe-ette in bed...ooooh. But he rarely got naughty cuz everytime he tried the chick would suffocate due to his giant nutsack. Testicleeze is the Brother of Smegmaphaestus the goddess of Vaginal Discharge.
BY THE GODS......ITS TESTICLEEZE!!!! AHHHHHHHH!
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Testiclese 

The Greek hero and lesser known brother of Achilles. Son of Thetis and Peleus, he was untouchable in war and defeated untold numbers of warriors and heroes.

He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.

Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.
Your friend: "Dude, that guy Ted was definitely winning that fight until that pussy Frank kicked him in the nuts. Then Frank just beat the shit out of him as Ted crinkled to the floor. What a cheap shot that was from Frank. Reminds you of when that Greek hero Testiclese was killed by that stone to the nuts right?"

Your answer: "Right!"
Testiclese by mWEEDo January 21, 2011

testiclette 

1.) A uniquely small, but cute testicle.

2.) Another way of saying testicle. Sometimes pronounced with a french flare where it is pronounced more like, "tes-tee-clay".
1.) Awww, your testiclette is so charming, but how do you cope with such a small sack?

2.) Why do you have to be such a testiclette?
testiclette by Willy Wonka Man April 27, 2008

Testiclees

Testiclees was the mightiest of all naked Greek Gods.
Testiclees by tramdog August 11, 2003

testicleez 

Man that dude really had testicleez!!!
testicleez by drgnldy November 21, 2003

testicleave 

The area between the two testicles... The little region where the scrotum caves upward in the shape of a butt crack.
Dude, I have the worst swamp nuts ever right now
Yeah, so bad that ur testicleave has a steady stream of sweat rolling down it?
No
Didn't think so...
testicleave by grundlerooski May 19, 2011

Testiclees

A Roman Gladiator who was driven insane by his own name.
Hey! Testiclees! ....Are you nuts?
Hey! Testiclees .....You got some balls!
Testiclees by StuPedasso October 10, 2012
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