Tessa wanner

Pretty blonde from other side of tracks . beat you up as a kid . lead you on in your teens . not the girl you bring home to mom in her twentys but come her thirtys put a ring it.

That. S a real tessa wanner you got.

by W.v 35 February 21, 2018

Tesla wanker

A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.

Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.

At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”

by WayneKing69 February 20, 2024