Tess is that funny, loveable girl in your class, who is loyal, athletic but also really smart and kind. She generally has shoulder-length brown hair and blue eyes and is not small, but at the same time, can sometimes be seen as it when she stands next to tall boys in her year (which there are many of). She loves nothing more than to laugh and chat and will seem amused by everything you say, even if she is not (because she is also very polite). Tess, although seeming perfect, may also have some insecurities, which she hides from the naked eye, and needs an understanding, kind and funny boy to help her accept these imperfections. If you ever find a Tess like this (or me because I am literally this definition of a Tess) grab her by the waist, tell her, you love her and you will not regret it for the rest of your life, I promise, or write her a love note and slip it in her blazer pocket. Either way, you hold her hand under the desk in class, and around the school grounds plus write her cute love notes to remind her of how you got together. She will cherish you until the day she passes, no matter how long the relationship lasts, and you will do your best to treat her with love and respect, despite any pain. Don't get in a word argument with her because you will always loose (it depends on your build if it's physical fight, but she is very fit and sporty). She'll want to kiss you before the Christmas break and has a birthday 3 days before your own.
BOY 1-'WOW, YOU'RE WITH TESS? YOU'RE SO LUCKY!'
BOY 2-'YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY SPECIAL, AND I LOVE HER TO BITS!'
TESS-*BLUSHES*
BOY 2-'YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY SPECIAL, AND I LOVE HER TO BITS!'
TESS-*BLUSHES*
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 10, 2022
A girl who likes One direction, has shoulder-length brown hair, blue eyes and is only a little bit small, when compared to tall boys in her form. She laughs a lot, is the smartest girl in most classes and really loves Phys Ed.
If you know a Tess, or are with one, I advise you to stay/get with her. Although your long-haired best mate may tease you...
Merry Xmas
-Tess x
If you know a Tess, or are with one, I advise you to stay/get with her. Although your long-haired best mate may tease you...
Merry Xmas
-Tess x
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 10, 2022
A girl's name and occasionally used as a nickname for other names such as Tessa and Teresa etc.
It is also my name
It is also my name
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 5, 2022
A person who is always threatening to shank man's but doesn't even have a shank. Usually will threaten to fight you behind Tesco's but you know they won't show. If they call you clapped then they're probably talking about their reflection and not you.
Person 1: I'm gonna batter her with a big macdown MacDonalds I swear!
Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess
Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess
by Mandemlikejeff March 24, 2020
She’s just a bitch and has only like one friend who deep down hates her. She’s just boring. She is trying hard to be funny but she’s not. The worst thing about her is that not only her personality is boring also her looks are boring and ugly…
by imuncreativeidkbro November 22, 2021
by makeme November 3, 2019