Terrawhomp
A unit of digital information storage representing no fixed quantity of bytes, but in all cases a quantity far beyond the conceivable needs of the user.
Customer: Ah, will this laptop have enough room for me to store all my pictures of my grandkids on it? I'm not too keen on this "cloud" you youngsters are always on about.
Genius bar staffer: Sir, this laptop has, like, 50 terrawhomps of memory, which is enough room for every picture of your grandkids, and every picture of all their grandkids, that will ever be taken, with room left over for your Sinatra playlist.
Customer: Sold! Except that's Zeppelin, not Sinatra, jeez.
Genius bar staffer: Sir, this laptop has, like, 50 terrawhomps of memory, which is enough room for every picture of your grandkids, and every picture of all their grandkids, that will ever be taken, with room left over for your Sinatra playlist.
Customer: Sold! Except that's Zeppelin, not Sinatra, jeez.
Terrawhomp by FitofPeak2 October 14, 2026