Terminally Online 

The term for when a person has gotten so deep into social media that they dedicate themselves to issues that have no relevance in their day to day life

My friend has spent the last 3 days arguing on twitter about how a foreign fan artist is depicting their favorite character. I'm afraid they are just terminally online at this point

Terminally Online by Sagalink January 2, 2021

Terminally Online 

A person who is considered “Terminally Online” is a man/woman who constantly sits on the internet, with barely any outside time, and almost 0 human interaction, other than online arguments

Person A: Hey, have you heard of {Blank}?
Person B: Yeah, that guy is terminally online!

Terminally Online by TheInternetSnake October 27, 2022

Terminally Online 

A term for people who spend too much time on the internet used only by people who spend too much time on the internet.

Jeff: "Nick is one of those 'terminally online' 32-year-old stunted ex-teenagers who exists only for neo-con memes and MRA forums."
Ronald: "Jeff, what the hell are you talking about?"

Terminally Online by burnertoast May 7, 2022

Terminally Online 

A term used to describe a person who cannot engage in carefree fun or interact normally anymore because their views and behaviors have been warped from spending too much time in niche social and political bubbles online. Their entire bodies are tightly clenched all day and they are never really relaxed - they must keep vigil for anyone who fails their purity test so they can sound the alarms and give in to their repressed feral tendencies to burn you at the stake.

Their lives slowly devolve into performatively getting upset in public to bolster their credibility with other terminally online people until they have scared off every normal person in their life.

Though most frequently seen on the political left (where many of them have come to the internet to escape reality due to being emotionally frail and heavily disordered), the right has their own share of terminally online nonsense, usually manifesting as conspiracy theories and a persecution complex.

George: "Until I went on the internet, I've never heard anyone literally say 'r-slur'."
Jamal: "Yeah, it's just something overly sensitive people who are terminally online made up."

Debbie: "Have you gotten vaccinated yet?"
Rose: "And get a chip put in me? Not a chance."
Debbie: "Oh no, I had no idea you were so terminally online."

Terminally Online by BiggestBatman March 23, 2022

Terminally online 

1. The dystopian future of humanity.
2. 4chan/Reddit/gamer troll types with no actual life beyond the virtual.

Ethan is one of those 'terminally online' kids that will one day shoot up his school.
Nick is one of those 'terminally online' 32-year-old stunted ex-teenagers who exists only for neo-con memes and MRA forums.

Terminally online by TwoBitVigilante November 19, 2018

Terminally Online 

Terminally online is a psychological condition that occurs when someone has spent so much time online they can no longer function normally in real life.

There is no one aspect of internet usage or any particular website that makes someone terminally online; rather the condition describes the result of said usage, and becoming terminally online can be the result of nearly all online activity done in excess.

Symptoms of being Terminally Online:
-lack of social skills
-extremely esoteric political opinions
-extensive knowledge of chris chan
-apathy to real life success
-inability to relate to peers
-antisocial behavior and beliefs

After spending years on a conspiracy website, Tyler became convinced he is being gangstalked and lost his job. He has become Terminally Online.

Emily spent her entire childhood on Tumblr, and now she cannot form real life relationships due to social anxiety and acute awareness of minor social issues. She has become Terminally Online.

Terminally Online by Dingledorgle October 16, 2023

Terminally Online 

You're a discord groom victim that hasn’t went to therapy yet.

Duke is Terminally Online and he needs to talk to someone close that he can trust

Terminally Online by SSB Deuce October 18, 2021