Tequilla Guerilla 

A state of drunkness in which people start thinking they are gangsta/police/military/. They sometimes even take a real weapon and start waving around with it.Happens to a lot of people on college.

person1:Oh my god, do these people have knives?
person2: Relax, It's obviously a Tequilla Guerilla, see how they are twisting their legs?

person1: I've been smoking weed last night. It's illegal so when some people said they are police I shit my pants!
person2: What did you do?
person1: Luckilly it was a Tequilla Guerilla...

Tequilla Guerilla by Pseudonimous April 2, 2011

Tequila guerrilla 

A big, huge bar fight between drunk people, like in the old spaghetti western movies, very often acclimated in a filthy southern/southwestern bar or in the mexican border.

-Dude, the last night some drunk tejanos came to the bar, and after drinking lots of shots they started a big bar riot.

-Wow, that must have been a serious Tequila guerrilla, like in Wayne's movies.

Tequila guerrilla by Rodkor July 8, 2012